turtlee

have you ever wondered why turtles are soooooooo slooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww.....?????????

it's because they have the time to do so! they live for 1000 years maaaaaaan!!! think about what they're going to do in 1000 years time if they're as fast as a fly!! i bet it must be a pretty boring 1000 years of life... having done everything in only 1 year and still hav 999 more years to go... hweahhahha

but we humans only live for 100 years max... if we waste em... then goodbyeeee